英倫公主病 Martin X Joanna

Things You Don't Say To Your Wife lyrics

Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end?

親愛的你的屁股胖了嗎？

That dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend

你穿的洋裝讓我想起前女友

And where'd you get those shoes? I think they're pretty lame

那些鞋子是哪裡買的啊？我覺得它們醜斃了

Would you stop talking 'cause I'm trying to watch the game

我在看電視比賽轉播你可以閉嘴嗎？

If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life

如果你想過幸福快樂的日子

These are the things you don't say to your wife

這些是你不該對太太說的話

I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday

我計畫下禮拜在你生日去打獵

I didn't ask you 'cause I knew it'd be OK

我沒問你，因為我覺得沒差

Go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show

趁我看這釣魚節目時去幫我煮晚餐

I taped it over our old wedding video

這是我用我們的結婚錄影帶拷貝的

If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life

如果你想過幸福快樂的日子

These are the things you don't say to your wife

這些是你不該對太太說的話

Your cooking is OK but not like mother makes

你煮飯不差，但沒有我媽好

The diamond in the ring I bought you is a fake

我買給妳的鑽戒是假鑽

Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill?

你的眼睛腫腫，你生病了嗎？

Happy anniversary I bought you a treadmill

結婚紀念日快樂，我幫你買了跑步機

If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life

如果你想過的幸福快樂

These are the things you don't say to your wife

這些是你不該對太太說的話

If you're a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife

如果你不想被拿刀追殺

These are the things you don't say to your wife

這些是你不該對太太說的話